{"id":1986,"date":"2022-04-21T13:58:39","date_gmt":"2022-04-21T13:58:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/?p=1986"},"modified":"2022-04-21T13:58:39","modified_gmt":"2022-04-21T13:58:39","slug":"flounder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/flounder\/","title":{"rendered":"Flounder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Daniel Funk<\/em><br \/>\n<em>School of Pharmacy<\/em><br \/>\n<em>2022 <\/em><br \/>\n<em>Poem<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Construct a bridge to Pulley Ridge<br \/>\nDesigned one hundred miles long.<br \/>\nFor paradise, it\u2019s worth the price;<br \/>\nThe fish abound in patient throngs.<\/p>\n<p>Groom me a beach on Big Pine Key<br \/>\nAnd terraform its foreign shore<br \/>\nWith golden sand from distant lands\u2014<br \/>\nHome\u2019s plastic luxuries galore!<\/p>\n<p>Release my pain through ancient veins,<br \/>\nLeft drowned beside my battered soles!<br \/>\nWith patient dread, I float instead<br \/>\nAnd wait to snag the reaper\u2019s pole.<\/p>\n<p>Then when I\u2019m snagged and coarsely dragged,<br \/>\nAbandoning my Midas race,<br \/>\nTo worlds untouched, I\u2019ll flounder much,<br \/>\nEndure, or be erased.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daniel Funk School of Pharmacy 2022 Poem &nbsp; Construct a bridge to Pulley Ridge Designed one hundred miles long. For paradise, it\u2019s worth the price; The fish abound in patient throngs. Groom me a beach on Big Pine Key And terraform its foreign shore With golden sand from distant lands\u2014 Home\u2019s plastic luxuries galore! Release&hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"readmore-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/flounder\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read <\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,10],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-1986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spring-2022-issue","category-writing","tag-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1986"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2023,"href":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986\/revisions\/2023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ebling.library.wisc.edu\/corpus-callosum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}